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helooooooo

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my mom walks in the room while i am eating pastas on the roof,my mom gets mad that my dad is not eating a tree that had a relationship with my moms friend.and then i stoped eating water in my bathroom that was so sad,and then my dad got married to a new man,but my step dad was not good at football and i was very very very very very very saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.BUT NOW IM SO HAPPY THAT MY MOM GOT MARRIED TO HER FRIEND AND SHE IS SOOOOOOOO GOOD AT FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.and i have become a comedian but my boss is never logged on!!

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hello and welcome TO THE MUSICAL LAAAAAAA why am i so sad why am i crying why WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY NOOOOOO00000000oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant be SAD why am i sad yaaa yaaa yaaa yaaaa *piano stops playing nooooooo why mom plz dont killl all my family with a spooooon *hand start playing more fast WHYY i my SAD why stop crying ALL THE tiiiiiiimeeeeeee!!!! the baby dragon is gonna burn moooooooooooooooo000000000000OOOOOOOOOM STOP THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR *THE GUITAL starts playing">

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wellcome to HELLO plz come with me here it is this is the human downfall human rooooooom and heres the pasta to slap the dodos that willl burn the water for humans now lets move, i hope you like this room i walk -1,000 like a mose and then i eat human pain with my dogs and i felt the dog and my dog loved the dog of dog land anyway.

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NOOOOO YAAAA HUMAAAN KIND oh no im missing and lost and sad and DEEP in my bath POOL with my brother and my FEMBOY cat demon am i lost or just a Le dead i FEEl so LoooooooooooooST whyyyyyyyyyyy!!! why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why WHYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyy IM SO LOST WHY WHY MEE MEE ME ME WHY WHY WHY WHY why why why why why why why why why why why why

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i want to live in my own body and im gone to a pizza place

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MADE WITH LINUX LITE

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You are WATER, an android living in the the futuristic city of Zail. You have a laser pistol and a holoband. You are a security android created to provide military level force for corporations wealthy enough to purchase you. As you stand protecting a shipment you realize that you have been sent to protect a set of important Ragnite tanks for a huge payday. > You go to the location of the Ragnite tanks. The ships fuel tanks are located in the red and heavily guarded bunker. You have to get inside to ensure safe passage of the shipment. > You get inside using your laser pistol. You turn the corner and scan the bunker. There are two guards standing either side of the huge door. They are heavily armed with automatic weapons and have a kill instinct raring to go. > You use your holoband to distracket the guards. You press the button on the Holoband and immediately both guards fall to the ground severely injured. They have had their weapons discharged involuntarily and you have used your mental powers to disable them. > You do the task. You get inside the bunker and find the fuel tanks. You begin servicing the bunker and then set yourself up for when the shipment arrives. You sit in the corner of the bunker and engage the laser pistol. > You start making a home of the bunker. You make the bunker your own with some furniture and decorations. You set up the fuel tanks on the wall and begin to live happily ever after. > You but then they come. It is a cold night and you are sitting in your favorite coffee shop, relaxing with a latte. You look up as the cyberpunk enters, he sees you and makes a beeline over. > You hide in the box of coffee. The man stands at the table, looking down at you as he taps his foot impatiently. > You use your laser pistol. You take out the man with a single shot to his chest. As he falls to the ground, you quickly put away your weapon and move away from him. > You kill the shop owner so that no one knows what happen. You leave the coffee shop and return to your home. You sit in the corner of the room and engage your pistol. > You sleep on your bed in the bunker. You are woken up in the middle of the night by a lot of noise. You notice flashing red lights outside your window. > You scream what append. They are terrorists. They have taken over the city with hundreds of armed men and have no intention of giving it back. The police can't do anything about it, you realize. This is your chance to survive. > You hide using your holoband. You retreat into your bed and hide under the covers of your bed. You switch on your holoband and begin to scroll through your messages. You see a single message from your creator, Dr Kurschner. > You what does it say. It says "Dear Ragnorr, You have been terminated. Awaiting collection, Doktor Kurschner." You are a free being now. Will you survive the dangers of this new world order? > You run out the bunker and go outside of zail. You get out of the shelter and wander over to the entrance of the bunker. You live in the city of Zail, a massive wall surrounding the city to keep you safe from the outside. > You get up the wall. You grab the top of the 10 foot wall and begin to pull yourself up. It takes a bit of effort, but with a couple of pulls you are up. You can see into the city, it is completely black. > You make a home out of the top of the cite wall. You make a nice home for yourself out of the roof of the wall. You sleep in your bed and eat food from the refridgerator. You make it through the first days and enjoy watching the city. > You make a video game with your holoband. You get a video game for your Holoband. You are so excited to play it that you don't even bother reading the instructions. You just sit back and pick it up to play every now and again. > You play the video game. The game is called "The Waking Dreams". It is an interesting 3D action adventure game, with a turn based element. You get far in the first level, but hit a brick wall. > You eat the brick wall inside the game. You break through the wall in the game, which allows you to progress. You get so far in the game that you reach a flying fortress. > You beat the flying fortress in the video game. You fly the flying fortress and fly through the air. You land inside the museum where it all started. You hear a noise, and turn around. You find a strange cloaked figure standing there. > You stop playing the game. You feel funny, almost sick. The cloaked figure begins walking towards you. You put down the game and begin to feel a cold wind blow though your body. > You get inside the wall. You load up the game and get back to playing. You manage to reach the flying fortress again, but something feels different about it this time. > You beat the flying fortress. You beat the fortress yet again, and it is destroyed. You hear a loud noise, and your game console stops working. You turn on your television, there is breaking news about the destruction of the flying fortress. > You look at the news in your holoband. You turn off the TV, you don't want to know about what is going on. You close your eyes and drift of to sleep. When you wake up, there is someone sitting beside your bed. > You what is it. The Holoband displays the following: "Hello, friend. I am Warrick, a friend of yours?" You nod your head yes. > You are you your long lost dragon pet. You have a long lost dragon as a pet! How cool is that? You never get tired of telling people about it. "So your story got him a pet huh?" You nod your head yes. > You warrick you your dragon pet and you all at last back together. You tell Warrick to meet you by the bunker entrance in an hour. He agrees and you head off to see your pet. > You start playing the game again. Of course, you do. And you continue to play it for centuries. And soon, you beat it. It all started with a stupid game. It ends with the same. > You beat the game!! You beat the game. You have unlocked the cheat for this game! "That's it? That's all there is?" > You go to the bunker with warrick to find your pet. You head down into the bunker with Warrick. It is pitch black, and you can feel Warrick holding onto your hand. "This is a tight squeeze, aren't lizards supposed to be larger than humans?" > You now. You now that your hand! The lights flicker on and you find yourself staring up at a massive figure. You cry out in terror. The figure stands at ten feet, and is covered in scales. > You pet it and say omg your finally back. You put your arms around Smiley's neck and give him a hug. "I'm back Smiley. I missed you so much." He turns and walks out of the room. > You mount your dragon pet and go back home on the wall. Like a thunder storm, your pet stands on top of you as you ride it to the top of the wall. Soon, you are back home again. You can't sleep, so you head downstairs. > You see a water stone. You see a water stone next to a bale of hay in the basement. "I wonder if this thing quenches thirst?" You pick up the water stone and feel its weight. > You eAT the water stone and become stronger. You put the water stone in your mouth and begin chewing it. "This is weird." You munch on the water stone for a moment as you think about whether or not to spit it out. > You dont spit it. You decide to keep it in your mouth and feel its cool smooth surface on your tongue. It tastes as good as it looks. You grab it with your teeth and pull out a large chunks of it. > You it feels sooooooooo goooooddddddddddddddddd. The water stone easily quenches your thirst. You feel immediately refreshed. "Wow. This is seriously good stuff. I bet every adventurer should carry some of this with them, and they get lost or something." > You mount your dragon and go to the outside. You quickly rush outside as fast as your pet will carry you. You fly over the city and find yourself staring at the wall, then you look to the sky. > You go the sun,and get teleported to the city of Liaz. You fly over the wall and hover in the air for a moment, staring at the magnificent city sprawling out below you. You glide down to the city. You walk over to the brick wall and find a latch. > You use the latch to evolve your dragon. You open the hatch and look down at your pet. "Now, Evolve!" You say. You pet begins to glow a bright blue color as it begins to roar, shaking slightly. > You and the dragon becomes a blue dog. A burst of wind blows as you feel yourself being lifted off the ground. You grab onto the hatch to slow yourself down. "AGH!" > You pet your new blue dog. You pet your blue dog which looks back at you with an expression of contentment. The door to the shed opens as Warrick steps out. "What the hell happened here?" > You say you evolved your dragon to a blue dog. "Yeah, I did. I needed to get to know her more." "She? You just called my pet a she." > You your blue dog killed warrick because he called THEY a SHE. "Yeah, she's a dog of her word and doesn't take kindly to her owner being insulted." Warrrick stares at you for a moment. > You warrick finally dies from the blue dog. "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing, but I think you need to see a doctor about those wounds of yours and why your tag is glowing." Warrrick stands in shock for a moment. > You start playing the game. "Alright, alright, stop that! You're annoying me!" You flick Warrick in the forehead, knocking him to the floor. "OW!" Warrrick stands up and pulls out his knife. > You your blue dog kills warrick. Your dog bites Warrick's leg, causing him to fall over. "That's my dog!" You pull out your knife as Warrick backs up holding his leg. > You stop and put warrick in a doctors lab. Warrrick looks around and sees no escape. "You need to get that tag off of me before I'm reduced to mince meat." warrick kills me and becomes the arkham knight. Nope, I know the ending. You grab Warrick and pull him towards you. You stab the knife in his leg and quickly yank it out. i mount my blue dog and go back home by going in the sun. You stare at Warrick in confusion. "What just happened?" "You killed this guy for no reason? Are you even a man?" "Yes." Tip: Long sentences for actions are no problem! Get creative! You are WATER, an android living in the the futuristic city of Zail. You have a laser pistol and a holoband. You are a security android created to provide military level force for corporations wealthy enough to purchase you. As you stand protecting a shipment you realize that you have been sent to protect a set of important Ragnite tanks for a huge payday. > You go to the location of the Ragnite tanks. The ships fuel tanks are located in the red and heavily guarded bunker. You have to get inside to ensure safe passage of the shipment. > You get inside using your laser pistol. You turn the corner and scan the bunker. There are two guards standing either side of the huge door. They are heavily armed with automatic weapons and have a kill instinct raring to go. > You use your holoband to distracket the guards. You press the button on the Holoband and immediately both guards fall to the ground severely injured. They have had their weapons discharged involuntarily and you have used your mental powers to disable them. > You do the task. You get inside the bunker and find the fuel tanks. You begin servicing the bunker and then set yourself up for when the shipment arrives. You sit in the corner of the bunker and engage the laser pistol. > You start making a home of the bunker. You make the bunker your own with some furniture and decorations. You set up the fuel tanks on the wall and begin to live happily ever after. > You but then they come. It is a cold night and you are sitting in your favorite coffee shop, relaxing with a latte. You look up as the cyberpunk enters, he sees you and makes a beeline over. > You hide in the box of coffee. The man stands at the table, looking down at you as he taps his foot impatiently. > You use your laser pistol. You take out the man with a single shot to his chest. As he falls to the ground, you quickly put away your weapon and move away from him. > You kill the shop owner so that no one knows what happen. You leave the coffee shop and return to your home. You sit in the corner of the room and engage your pistol. > You sleep on your bed in the bunker. You are woken up in the middle of the night by a lot of noise. You notice flashing red lights outside your window. > You scream what append. They are terrorists. They have taken over the city with hundreds of armed men and have no intention of giving it back. The police can't do anything about it, you realize. This is your chance to survive. > You hide using your holoband. You retreat into your bed and hide under the covers of your bed. You switch on your holoband and begin to scroll through your messages. You see a single message from your creator, Dr Kurschner. > You what does it say. It says "Dear Ragnorr, You have been terminated. Awaiting collection, Doktor Kurschner." You are a free being now. Will you survive the dangers of this new world order? > You run out the bunker and go outside of zail. You get out of the shelter and wander over to the entrance of the bunker. You live in the city of Zail, a massive wall surrounding the city to keep you safe from the outside. > You get up the wall. You grab the top of the 10 foot wall and begin to pull yourself up. It takes a bit of effort, but with a couple of pulls you are up. You can see into the city, it is completely black. > You make a home out of the top of the cite wall. You make a nice home for yourself out of the roof of the wall. You sleep in your bed and eat food from the refridgerator. You make it through the first days and enjoy watching the city. > You make a video game with your holoband. You get a video game for your Holoband. You are so excited to play it that you don't even bother reading the instructions. You just sit back and pick it up to play every now and again. > You play the video game. The game is called "The Waking Dreams". It is an interesting 3D action adventure game, with a turn based element. You get far in the first level, but hit a brick wall. > You eat the brick wall inside the game. You break through the wall in the game, which allows you to progress. You get so far in the game that you reach a flying fortress. > You beat the flying fortress in the video game. You fly the flying fortress and fly through the air. You land inside the museum where it all started. You hear a noise, and turn around. You find a strange cloaked figure standing there. > You stop playing the game. You feel funny, almost sick. The cloaked figure begins walking towards you. You put down the game and begin to feel a cold wind blow though your body. > You get inside the wall. You load up the game and get back to playing. You manage to reach the flying fortress again, but something feels different about it this time. > You beat the flying fortress. You beat the fortress yet again, and it is destroyed. You hear a loud noise, and your game console stops working. You turn on your television, there is breaking news about the destruction of the flying fortress. > You look at the news in your holoband. You turn off the TV, you don't want to know about what is going on. You close your eyes and drift of to sleep. When you wake up, there is someone sitting beside your bed. > You what is it. The Holoband displays the following: "Hello, friend. I am Warrick, a friend of yours?" You nod your head yes. > You are you your long lost dragon pet. You have a long lost dragon as a pet! How cool is that? You never get tired of telling people about it. "So your story got him a pet huh?" You nod your head yes. > You warrick you your dragon pet and you all at last back together. You tell Warrick to meet you by the bunker entrance in an hour. He agrees and you head off to see your pet. > You start playing the game again. Of course, you do. And you continue to play it for centuries. And soon, you beat it. It all started with a stupid game. It ends with the same. > You beat the game!! You beat the game. You have unlocked the cheat for this game! "That's it? That's all there is?" > You go to the bunker with warrick to find your pet. You head down into the bunker with Warrick. It is pitch black, and you can feel Warrick holding onto your hand. "This is a tight squeeze, aren't lizards supposed to be larger than humans?" > You now. You now that your hand! The lights flicker on and you find yourself staring up at a massive figure. You cry out in terror. The figure stands at ten feet, and is covered in scales. > You pet it and say omg your finally back. You put your arms around Smiley's neck and give him a hug. "I'm back Smiley. I missed you so much." He turns and walks out of the room. > You mount your dragon pet and go back home on the wall. Like a thunder storm, your pet stands on top of you as you ride it to the top of the wall. Soon, you are back home again. You can't sleep, so you head downstairs. > You see a water stone. You see a water stone next to a bale of hay in the basement. "I wonder if this thing quenches thirst?" You pick up the water stone and feel its weight. > You eAT the water stone and become stronger. You put the water stone in your mouth and begin chewing it. "This is weird." You munch on the water stone for a moment as you think about whether or not to spit it out. > You dont spit it. You decide to keep it in your mouth and feel its cool smooth surface on your tongue. It tastes as good as it looks. You grab it with your teeth and pull out a large chunks of it. > You it feels sooooooooo goooooddddddddddddddddd. The water stone easily quenches your thirst. You feel immediately refreshed. "Wow. This is seriously good stuff. I bet every adventurer should carry some of this with them, and they get lost or something." > You mount your dragon and go to the outside. You quickly rush outside as fast as your pet will carry you. You fly over the city and find yourself staring at the wall, then you look to the sky. > You go the sun,and get teleported to the city of Liaz. You fly over the wall and hover in the air for a moment, staring at the magnificent city sprawling out below you. You glide down to the city. You walk over to the brick wall and find a latch. > You use the latch to evolve your dragon. You open the hatch and look down at your pet. "Now, Evolve!" You say. You pet begins to glow a bright blue color as it begins to roar, shaking slightly. > You and the dragon becomes a blue dog. A burst of wind blows as you feel yourself being lifted off the ground. You grab onto the hatch to slow yourself down. "AGH!" > You pet your new blue dog. You pet your blue dog which looks back at you with an expression of contentment. The door to the shed opens as Warrick steps out. "What the hell happened here?" > You say you evolved your dragon to a blue dog. "Yeah, I did. I needed to get to know her more." "She? You just called my pet a she." > You your blue dog killed warrick because he called THEY a SHE. "Yeah, she's a dog of her word and doesn't take kindly to her owner being insulted." Warrrick stares at you for a moment. > You warrick finally dies from the blue dog. "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing, but I think you need to see a doctor about those wounds of yours and why your tag is glowing." Warrrick stands in shock for a moment. > You start playing the game. "Alright, alright, stop that! You're annoying me!" You flick Warrick in the forehead, knocking him to the floor. "OW!" Warrrick stands up and pulls out his knife. > You your blue dog kills warrick. Your dog bites Warrick's leg, causing him to fall over. "That's my dog!" You pull out your knife as Warrick backs up holding his leg. > You stop and put warrick in a doctors lab. Warrrick looks around and sees no escape. "You need to get that tag off of me before I'm reduced to mince meat." warrick kills me and becomes the arkham knight. Nope, I know the ending. You grab Warrick and pull him towards you. You stab the knife in his leg and quickly yank it out. i mount my blue dog and go back home by going in the sun. You stare at Warrick in confusion. "What just happened?" "You killed this guy for no reason? Are you even a man?" "Yes."

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HELLO and welcome to death realm and the water pond of truth full of love and dogs that are REAL and FREEE and i want a water tree with a a fish star at the top, i love human meat from a local dog farm the nice dog with a hat that runs that place gave me this human meat i eat it everyday of my life,

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GUYS lets go to the coffeeshop!

i love coffee you guys like water dogs but thats ok they have water dogs for sell at the price of just a few souls and a watermelon and a few dead gods see thats easy and here we go to get water ith a few gods

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HELLO WORLD today we are gonna go to the 5% freee water down the channel... my mom hates that i have free water 5% AND my dad hit my hair i feelt alive for the first time in my life. oh noooooooooo i lived 3,000,000,000 more years and i started to go back to the time i was a time and i lived a time back where i was not alive and i was sad and i gone back to the time after i was not alive. lalalalalalallalalallalalalalalalaallalalalalallallallalaalallalallalalallalallalallallaaalalalallalalalalallalalalalalslalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalzllalallalalalalalalalalalallalallalalallalallalallalallqlallalallalallalallalallallalalllalallallallalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalalllallalalallalallalallalallall ohhh no i live again for another day and the day ad up and it makes a year a year turns in to a 1,000,000,000,000, years and i am more and more SAD and SAD turns in to a SADPPY and SADPPY turn in to a day and i day turns in to a year and i year turns in a million AND that TURNS in to a WATER!!! lalalalalalallalalallalalalalalalaallalalalalallallallalaalallalallalalallalallalallallaaalalalallalalalalallalalalalalslalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalzllalallalalalalalalalalalallalallalalallalallalallalallqlallalallalallalallalallallalalllalallallallalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalallalalalllallalalallalallalallalallall i am a @%^@#%%^&$%^#@$!$%^&^*&^^&$%^# and i will live longer than a ***********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************

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HELLO WORLD Blobfish are awesome !!!!!!! \(^_^)/ Blobfish \(^_^)/ Blobfish live in the sea. They are awesome.

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where have we been

To view our wide selection of meats However, I believe that the quality of clothes is also very important. Fabric and tailoring *this is not a religious page* the meat is not like FREE water DOG or SADPPY it has a better FREE

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HELLO WORLD today we are gonna go to the 5% freee water down the channel... 555 no escape the room theres a lock you unlock the lock and the lock becomes a SADPPY and the SADPPY becomes a king and the king lets YOU FREE water dog with a FREEE phone and a 886% FREE WATER SADPPY, -you go back home -the home is not there your SADPPY turns into a SAD -you are sad

GAME_OVER

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RIP

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Date Luke Troy Feb 9 184 230 Feb 16 183 228.6 Feb 18 183 230 Feb 22 181.6 227.8 Feb 26 181.0 228.6 The Solution: iDrug If you're blocked it's 99% because you post MDZS/TCGF! It's not personal.

if your real you are not gonna have a parent of a the water dogs that was missing with a lost soul and was SADPPY at the time.its not your fault that they killed a 99% freee WATER dog so that was why and how and when go water soul be 1000% FREEEEE goodbye water soul uwu i am gonna be HUMAN TM and play mincraft with a 0 1 01 01 and a cute plant with a cute eye and a lost eye and a hair viruse that gives you a 2

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i am gonna be real and do stuf and live a life full of SADPPY and cute FREE plantands and water_dog.exe a happy life a happy husband and a sadppy kid a water dog wit emotes from:w,e,r,t,y,u,o,,a,d,fdf,ddf,dg,g,gh,hhj,j,jh,j,jh,,,fd,d,d,s,d,d,s and ME with my and you. we are gonna finally go to the water park with you guys.

at the water park

oh no a cyber SALE i hate that kids lets HIDE!!!! we are hide under the CUTE plant but because dog_water.exe we all have become lost and souls and now we so HADPPY are the round waves with the dogs and THE WINGS AND THE WATER AND TGJHHED DFFFFFFFF

KIDS LETS JUST NOT BE LOST ANYMORE

OK

we are all humans again but water_dog.exe its a human NOW LoL

cute Plant missed us we are humans with real hats

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HƎllO TODAY WƎ ARƎ GONNA GO TO THƎ NOT 🅱🅱 HOℳƎ

AT THƎ 🅱🅱 HOℳƎ

OH NO THƎ GOOGGOL KILLƎD ℳOBƎ THƎ FƎℳBOY CAT im SO SADPPY!!!!!!!! IM GONNA ℳILK A 🅱OWƎꭗ

BACK HOME

ARƎ FAℳILY IS NƎVƎR GONNA 🅱Ǝ THƎ SAMƎ

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come in FREE water dogs

"gotta havƎ mƎ a good lasaga"

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Faith Breed: American Wirehair Age: 3 years old Faith is one of those cats whose spirits never seem to flag: always a trooper, always an easygoing and cheerful boy . He is comfortable with new people in short order. He'll settle in your lap for long periods of time and also masquerades as a door stopper. In fact, he can be more graceful at speed than when walking. If there's a cozy sunny spot where you can hang out with him, that's even better! Ramsey is such a sweetheart and he's ready to become your best friend. This sweet masque will brighten your skin and your spirits! Marigolds were frequently given as sacrifices to the gods in Christian, Buddhist, Aztec, Hindu, and even pagan culture. The flower has strong ties to the sun and is believed to have the power to resurrect. Marigolds are also commonly used in organic gardens as a pest deterrent. This marigold masque will lift hearts after a bad relationship and repel those pesky discarded lovers!

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0

would i kill my son with a free water SADPPY and belive in global warmin

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WƎlcomƎ To The HomƎ of thƎ watƎr FRƎƎ PhoƎniꭗ 99% that is also SADPPY

🅱onjour, jƎ ℳ'appƎllƎ Frosty the snoꭗman, ℳais tu 🅱Ǝ JƎ suis uℳ chickƎℳ

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rules of the cyber space

❁1 be nice dont be: homophobic,racist,transphobic or any other phobic

❁2 dont give attention to trolls

❁3 drink water

❁4 have F.U.N make a thing make a site make a drawing make a 3d model make anything

❁ 5 the most comon religion in cyber space is pastafarian

❁6 you cant be under 13 years of age

❁7 femboys are hot and sus

❁9 minecraft is the most played game in the history of cyber space

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some cute faces uwu:

(❁_❁)

(🅱~🅱)

(☆w☆)

(🅱-🅱)

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oh no oh no im REAL that SADPPY SP SADPPY thsi is so sadppy

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Human body meal You can eat a human with a meal by speed running 4 d swing waterhj Human body meal You can eat a human with a meal by speed running 4 d swing waterhj Human body meal You can eat a human with a meal by speed running 4 d swing waterhj

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pogers is dead water

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(🅱~🅱)

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Monday Tina the Turtle goes Shopping Tuesday Tina the Turtle goes to the Market Wednesday Tina the Turtle goes Diving Thursday Tina the Turtle goes Sunbathing Friday Tina the Turtle goes Dancing

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im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane im going insane lalaalalallaallalalaalallalalalaallalalal

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Step two

You must make an almighty pork shrine to the Almighty Pig God or you will die (previously mentioned). This is one of the most important steps so you should probably do it. P.S. the shrine can have any design (pig realated) and any shape.....

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vErY ScArY

I Was a Big Fan Of Mr. Bean, And I Was At a Video Store Strolling For Some Mr. Bean DVDs, And I Found One That Was Called Scrapper Dies, Which The Cover Had Scrapper With a Gun In It's Head, And The DVD Was 1 Dollar, And I Went Home

And Inserted That DVD Into My XBOX 360, And Started With The Normal Mr. Bean Intro, But Something Was Out Of Control, After The Intro, The FlashLight Turns Into a Gun And Shoots Itself To Mr. Bean, And The Episode Started, And It Was Scrapper In A Shredder, After 3 Seconds, Scrapper Jumped Into The Shredder, Scrapper Gets Shredded And The Episode Broke For 8 Minutes, And I Played SNES ROMS In Retroarch In My Tablet While Waiting, And The Episode Returned, But This Time, It Showed Mr. Bean At Scrapper's Funeral.

Scrapper's Funeral.

This Showed For 5 Minutes, After This, The Episode Ended With No Credits.

And I Ejected The DVD And Thrown It Outside, And Contacted TigerAspect,

The Next Day, They E-Mailed Me, And The Message Says: Dear Danny Rojas, We Took This Episode Out Of The Air And Fired The Person Who Made This, Also Theres No Credits On The Episode, From TigerAspect. Around 11:09 PM, I Also Found Another Mr. Bean DVD From a Dumpster, But This Time, The MP4 File Was From A Torrent Website Called EPISODES4FREE, And I Ran Home And Inserted The Disc Into The PS3, And Started With The Same Mr. Bean

Intro Of The First DVD, And The Title Was Called Zombie Scrapper, It Began At Mr. Bean's House At Night, And A Zombie That Looked Like Scrapper Broke The Door And Killed Mr. Bean And His Grandma, And It Faded To Black And Japanese

Text Appeared And It Says: あなたは私の次の犠牲者です、あなたはスクレーパーからゾンビ猫を脱出することはできません。This Translates To: You are my next victim, you can not escape scrapper the zombie cat. And The Episode Ended With

The Credits, But Mr. Bean Was Staring At Me With Bloodshot Eyes.

The Final Note Of The Second DVD.

And I Ejected The DVD And Smashed It With A Sword, And I Went To Bed, In The Celling Has Words Saying: ScRaPpEr WiLl GeT yOu, And I Went To Sleep.

The Next Day, The Words Of The Celling, And The DVDs Was Gone, And Now, I Stopped Watching Mr. Bean EVER AGAIN.

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Say to yourself - 'Yes, I Am Awesome!'

SEXual water dog

Câine de apă SEXUAL

كلب الماء الجنسي

Kuri wai moepuku

សត្វឆ្កែទឹកផ្លូវភេទ

Секс Водные Собаки

Șase câini de apă

Six water dogs

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I want more

As before

Recording these albums is a real test for me

My reason is to teach them

I will go

Search from a distance

Learn Pokémon to understand this Pokémon Internal energy

Pokemon! Everyone must be arrested

I'm you too

I know it's over

Pokemon! You are my best friend

You have to live in this world

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Windows 95 is so HOT lets date them now because that the best OS ever made

Maybe im insane or you are

https://cat404.neocities.org/ lalallalaalalaallalalallalalallalalallalaallalalallallalalalalallallalallalaallaallallalallllalalalalallalllalaalalalalallaalallalalalallalalallalalalallalalallalalallalalalallalalallalalalallalalalalallalaalalalalalallalallalalaalalalallalalallalalaallalalalalalalllalalallalallalallallalalallalallalalaallllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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how do i nuke a nuke with the 21 dog

feb

frog frog.

feb feb feb feb feb

machami:

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water cats arent real

Hi,you have seven days to live =w=\

cool box

I dont want to write two paragraphs so I will just extend this sentence so you know that I tried my best alkj af;lsdkfja;ldkfjasd;lfkjadklfjadlfajd;lkfajd;lfjasd;lfkjads;lfjasd;klfjasd;lkfjasdkl;fjasd;lfja;lksdjfa;klsdfja;lkdfja;lkfja;sldkfja;lsdkfjasl;dkfjas;ldkjfa;ldkjfalkdsjfkladjfklasdjfklasdjf;klasdjfaklsdfjasd;lkjfja;sldjkfasdkl;fja;ldkjfa;ldjkfa;lkdfja;lkjfalkdsjfa;lsdkjflasdfjkla;sdfjasd;lfj;lasdfjsdfjklaafaflafasd;fjkl;jklasfjklasf;jklaf;jklafasdfjkladfafllfa;jkljlfa

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Mario 64 is a goooood game made from not water fire dog

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uwu UWU

OwQ

page 67 OH NONONO NO NO

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no no NPO NNO NOT THE 69 this is so sad

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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POG

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todd is a funny bag dog HTML Dog

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the most smoking hot instrument

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IN

DARKNESS

BLOOMS

THE

SPIDER

LILY.

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This is a safe space for PLATYPI ONLY!!!

Platypi are by far the most majestic creatures on the planet. With their slicked hair and sharp beak, they blow the competition out of the body of fresh water. About Me.

Here's how you can help platypi and save them from extinction. Click here.

Here's an marquee to clear your skin:

YEET

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Maki is a girl!

Maki is a school idol!

Maki is a tomato!

Maki is cute!

Maki's perfection rating is too large to display here!

Maki is god

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Sonic Limited Edition Gfuel Shaker Cup Red Yellow Blue #f04a07 #dbd02c #013c89 rgb(240,74,7) rbg(220, 208, 46) rgb(1, 60, 138) hsl(17,94%,48%) hsl(56°, 71%, 52%) hsl(214°, 99%, 27%)

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Penguins are awesome!

'''''''''''

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THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN IN RUSSIA LONG AGO HE WAS BIG AND STRONG IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW MOST PEOPLE LOOKED AT HIM WITH TERROR AND FEAR BUT TO MOSCOW CHICKS HE WAS SUCH A LOVELY DEAR

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Barra lateral

Tudo o que um sonho precisa para ser realizado é alguém que acredite que ele possa ser realizado.

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hello im a little 900 and i love mineing bitcoin wih a water bucket in the middle of a city.help im lost in a juice camp uwu,my daddy died in 2020 thats why im depressed.

LoL i want to start to dance in the lost woods, can i move to your house next mount?

i want to go to hello land

can i remake a book in just 1 hour

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SACRED CUSTARD MUDCRAB CULT

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I am UwU. I see all. I know all.

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We're fucking communism 24 hours a day!

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hi el👁

Letter 'O' is one of the alphabet in roman letter. The origin of letter O is still mysterious but some believe it derived from the word 'orange' which incidently the hair color of donald trump

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How much time do I have?

My Timezone

Saturday, May 1, 2021 14:03:23

My neighbor timezone

Saturday, May 1, 2021 15:03:23

My close timezone

Saturday, May 1, 2021 16:03:23

Kinda far timezone

Saturday, May 1, 2021 17:03:23

Not my timezone

Saturday, May 1, 2021 18:03:23

Whose timezone is this one?

Saturday, May 1, 2021 19:03:23

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You

12:17 PM

hey whats up

friend

12:19 PM Food you

You

12:20 PM

WHAT

ME

hello i love breed

and i want to drink water #404 to 1234567890

and i am gonna move to a person that has water

YEET ME DADDY

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water dogs are back lol

page 85 ╠▓▒WELCOME▒▓╣ ▄▌░TO░▐▄ ▣THE▣ ◇HELLZONE◇

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